How To Install A Southern Home Security System
- Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men’s work boots.
- Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
- Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
- Leave a note on your door that reads ……
Bertha, Duke, Slim & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.