Suicidal Muslims

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s see now:

  • NO Jesus
  • NO Christmas
  • NO Television
  • NO Cheerleaders
  • NO Nude Women
  • NO Car races
  • NO Football
  • NO Soccer
  • NO Pork BBQ
  • NO Hot dogs
  • NO Burgers
  • NO Chocolate chip cookies
  • NO Lobster
  • NO Nachos
  • NO Beer nuts
  • NO Beer !!!!!!!!
  • Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
  • Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he’s sick and there are no doctors.
  • Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
  • More than one wife.
  • You can’t shave.
  • Your wives can’t shave..
  • You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  • Your bride is picked by someone else.
  • She smells just like your donkey.
  • Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?