The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
- The season opened today.
- There is no limit.
- They taste just like chicken.
- They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus..
- They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt .
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.